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Youtube turn upside down – April Fool or maintenance?

Simon — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 08:27:01 +0000

I was looking on some of the video on Youtube and I click on a video of the Hybrid car comparison, to my surprise the video come out to be upside down and I was thinking was it April fool jokes or what? So I choose another video but come out the same, then I send the link to my friend as I suspect could it be my pc problem or what ever but my friend also seeing the same thing.

But my friend told me that Youtube was doing a maintenance, so not sure if it cause by maintenance or April fool jokes. Does it happen to you?

Apply leave

Simon — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:25:21 +0000

A mechanic worker Cheong working in a car workshop with another 2 colleague, one day he wanted to applied leave and submitted the application form to admin clerk and few days later…

Admin : Cheong, your leave application was rejected due to not enough staff

Cheong : Huh (sigh), when do we have enough staff here?

Boss : We reject because too many holidays for this month already

Cheong : Too many holidays cannot take leave? when to take leave then.. (X*&*%!)

Hello Ah Ma!!

Simon — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:30:31 +0000

A China pumpkin girl was visiting New York,went into a worldwide message center wanting to send an urgent,important message to her mother in China. The Italian guy at the counter told her it would cost around US$100/=. She exclaimed, ” I don’t have that kind of money,but I will do anything to get a message to my mother in China !”
The Italian smiled, arched an eyebrow and asked, “Anything?” “Yes, I promise…anything!” she said. With that, the Italian said, “Follow me.”

He led her to the next room and said, “Come in and close the door.”
“Get down on your knees!” he ordered. She did. “Unzip me!” he said. She did.
Then he said, “Go on…take it out.” She did and grabbed it with both hands excitedly.

The Italian closed his eyes and & whispered, “Go ahead girl, what are you waiting for?
“Ms China pumpkin girl slowly brought her lips closer and said loudly, ” “Hello….hello Ah Mah!!!..can you hear me??”

Source : Penggaram